"He offered her the world, she said she had her own."
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I like my new roommate but I hate eating out/fastfood ALL THE TIME. Which is what she eats. And feeds her kids. :( I feel so bad…. My mom made everything homemade, mostly because we were poor, but it was so much more healthy. And cheaper.

Also I wish I didn’t have to go around the house after she leaves and pick up her kid’s dirty diapers. Ironically she claims to be a germaphobe (can’t touch dirty food, likes to clean, etc etc) but leaves her kid’s shit on the floor. What. Idk, I gotta have some kind of order and cleanliness where I live. Good thing I’m going Army I guess. Gonna have to be cleaner than shit there. 

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

Aaaaannd how many years ago was that? Not a current status, so therefore not a current argument towards western “oppression”.

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owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes


Nooooope, men can be sluts too, surprise! Dude, if ya wanna have a lotta sex with the world, go for it. But not everyone gotta accept that as okay. Besides, if you keep that shit to yourself no ones knows of cares. Quit whining about how your personal choices aren’t approved of.

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

Nooooope, men can be sluts too, surprise! Dude, if ya wanna have a lotta sex with the world, go for it. But not everyone gotta accept that as okay. Besides, if you keep that shit to yourself no ones knows of cares. Quit whining about how your personal choices aren’t approved of.

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icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

Omfg… everytime I see this shit……. He was saying all of that to get out of being punished by Lois. Also, if you watch the rest of the show, I don’t think y’all would admire Reece. lol. Picking and choosing… it’s cool.

(Source: googlesenpai, via yayasmeen)

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a lovely picture of pokemontitanium trying to get on my level

a lovely picture of pokemontitanium trying to get on my level

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jontronshat:

katvondeepthroat:

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

literally what the fuck

ill throw up on a baby i don’t care

Fuck this fucking book. And the stupid author who doesn’t know anything. I want to disappear while this shit is on the culture radar.

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nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

(Source: 2-shane-s, via littlealie)

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

image

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crow-boy:

RJD2 - Ghostwriter - Deadringer

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the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.

photos from spellbound waitomo tours, forevergone, blue polaris, and martin rietze. (more cave photos) (more bioluminescence photos)

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Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love

Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.

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