"He offered her the world, she said she had her own."
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moxirox:

this morning in church i leaned over to my mom and whispered, “I guess Jesus was like the first zombie, ya know?” She told me that probably wasn’t appropriate but I’m still pretty sure Jesus would get it.

My sister just told me she used to call Easter “zombie day” so yay, at least it’s not just me.

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37 minutes ago

this would be the best moment of my life.

(Source: trap-aholic, via buttsandbarbells)

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1 hour ago

what a hardass. …..wait.

(via buttsandbarbells)

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1 hour ago
fuckyeahtattoos:

Artist: Ryan Ashley Malarkey
The Strange and Unusual, Kingston Pennsylvania.
haleyanastasiabites.tumblr.com

fuckyeahtattoos:

Artist: Ryan Ashley Malarkey

The Strange and Unusual, Kingston Pennsylvania.

haleyanastasiabites.tumblr.com

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1 hour ago
hornyspice:

my birthday cake

next bday holla

hornyspice:

my birthday cake

next bday holla

(via nautilusheart)

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1 hour ago

this morning in church i leaned over to my mom and whispered, “I guess Jesus was like the first zombie, ya know?” She told me that probably wasn’t appropriate but I’m still pretty sure Jesus would get it.

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1 hour ago
givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


Snoop love

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Snoop love

(via suckmyquad)

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19 hours ago
humansofnewyork:

"I dealt with people all my life, and now I’m burnt out. I just like to be alone. It’s more comfortable."

I feel this a lot.

humansofnewyork:

"I dealt with people all my life, and now I’m burnt out. I just like to be alone. It’s more comfortable."

I feel this a lot.

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20 hours ago

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via be-quiet-becca)

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1 day ago

richiebrutal:

jetblueivy:

leaving class on friday

But that drop doe

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via nightchick)

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1 day ago
xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

(via mentalsjukhus)

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1 day ago
grawly:

these new computers are The Future! Put you’re hand into Google!! imagine the revolutionary Future with hand in comput

Trippy af

grawly:

these new computers are The Future! Put you’re hand into Google!!
imagine the revolutionary Future with hand in comput

Trippy af

(Source: )

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