I’m kind of a closet romantic, in the way that I’ve dreamed of finding that one guy when I was little, but in a more complex way. But that guy who’s an equal. Okay that deserves an explanation but that would take awhile and that’s not what’s on my mind.
Sometimes I’ll get sucked into a romantic story (most often it’s Jim and Pam from The Office or Pride and Prejudice or Aragorn/Arwen from Lord of the Rings) BUT I eventually have to come back down to earth. I’m pretty convinced at this point that I’m not supposed to find someone. Which is TOTALLY fine. Maybe you don’t believe me when I say that, but it is. I don’t have a problem with being alone; in fact, I thrive in that way. My body doesn’t react well to the opposite sex. I don’t want to delve into that either. Although alcohol helps which is exactly why I’m pretty sure I AM Dean, from Supernatural. Which in a way sucks but whatever. It’s not a bad life. :) I just have to remind myself that fairy tales are just that.
I probably should have been a cowgirl.
Makin’ protein energy bars!!!
6 well mashed banananananas
3-4 cups oats
4-6 big scoops of peanut butta
2 scoops vanilla (or chocolate) protein powder
lots of mini chocolate chips
couple of splashes of vanilla extract
dashes of cinnamon
I bake this in a casserole pan at like 350 for 12 minutes or so. Just gotta keep an eye on them!
I’ve stopped caring about beauty. I’ve stopped caring about what those boys will value. Instead, I’m focused on strength: of mind, of body, of spirit. All our heroines, if you were like me, growing up were strong, empowered women. If they had beauty, it was merely a bonus, an afterthought.
You don’t need to be rail thin. If your body can perform, if it can do all you ask of it, you have it: strength of body.
You don’t need to be a college graduate, top of your class, honors student. Today my recruiter with only a GED and Army “college” figured out how to get reception on a TV with a FUCKING PAPER CLIP. If you use your mind, if you stay curious, if you do what you can, you have it: strength of mind.
You don’t need to be religious, a pure white spirit without any moral flaws. We are all human. We fuck up, that is reality. Peace of spirit is very individual these days, although I will never give up my faith in Christ. Am I a perfect Christian. HELL NO. But I am at spiritual peace, I have come to peace because of my religion, because I am accepted and atoned for and rescued. If you are at spiritual peace, you have strength of soul.
These are things I struggle with. These are things I have to remember.
reader throws self out of a window screaming… maybe
why are you a best seller???
this is an actual quote?? WTF
A+ gif use.
When I read 50 Shades, I pretty much gave up reading all together.
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
I’ve watched the DVD of this live show at least 400 times. He’s perfect
I’m loling myself away on this.
do you ever fake interview yourself
what the hell do you think i do in the shower
when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up
When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is where the band started’..im not even in a band
i feel like i will have to always live alone because of this
I was pretty sure I was the only one that did this and now I feel so fucking better because apparently I’m not the only freak out there.
being sore is the bee’s knees. i don’t care if it’s from lifting or sex or riding horses. none of those are related but they are all awesome sore-causing things.
People with female parts will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
That’s not badass, that’s fucking depressing. I would rip out my vagina to stop that curse if it wouldn’t be catastrophic. And I might eventually someday want to spawn, so, yeah.
Cyanide & Happiness
I can’t help it that I love stupid things, Ma, I just do!
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this lovely video from across the pond.
So many, many quotes to my life have come from here.